This might be the first time we have a Kotaku 'Shop Contest roundup in which none of the finalists used the source image. Last week's journey to the intersection of kitchen appliances and game consoles produced nine winners, plus overall champion AirCairo.
Angryrider (2) gets started with the best use for a 3DO I can think of. L3mm1n9 cooks up four red rings and a winning submission. I could have done without all the text, but SnipeyMcSnipe (8) gets in with his depiction of Power Gloves as oven mitts. Trojan211 (9) finally finds a good use for the PS Vita.
sciteach (7) goes the barista route but fails to give R.O.B. that soulless fuck-you look I get from mine every time he forgets to use soy milk in my latte. apperd (3) envisions a delicious future in which both the UMD format and the PSP are still useful. The overall No. 1 is AirCairo, whose Keurig K-Disc system also outlasted my Senseo Dreamcast. Goddammit! Thanks again to everyone who entered. There's a new contest tomorrow.