A Real-Life Game Clerk Is Answering Your Questions Right Here, Starting at 1pm ETS

Ever want to ask a person who sells video games for a living a question? (Other than "Do you know the release date for GTA V?") What does a person who works the register know about video games and the people who play then? What's the worst game they ever recommended to an unwitting shopper? What's it like to be robbed? Do people still buy games at $60? Who smells better, Wii customers or Xbox customers?

Oh, I'm not supposed to be asking the questions.

You are.

Fire away in the question form below. We'll have our mystery game clerk answering the best ones starting at 1pm ET.

UPDATE: We'll be shutting this down at 2:30 or so.

(Top photo via the South Park wiki.)