Canadian man Jordan Osborne is lucky to be alive after an argument over World of Warcraft left him with a stab wound in the chest.
The worst part is that Osborne (pictured) wasn't even really involved; he overheard his neighbours arguing on Wednesday, and when he went to investigate, found they were upset over something that had happened in Blizzard's MMO.
"I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out about World of Warcraft. It's just a game," Osborne said. After his neighbour, Justin Williams, replied with "It's not just a game, it's my life", Osborne was "grabbed [by the] throat, punched ...in the face and stabbed...in the chest".
Charming! Williams has been charged with aggravated assault and assault with a weapon, while Osborne has quite the scar (and story) to show off at parties.
Man stabbed over World of Warcraft argument [Ottawa Sun]