Oh God, Sub-Zero, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

This is a life-size bust of Mortal Kombat's Sub-Zero. That means, yup, if you held it up to your own head, unless you are a small child (GO TO BED), it'll be about the same size.

Hopefully that's where the similarities end, though. Because if your face could pull an expression like that, you'd be walking nightmare fuel. Or a walking meme. Maybe both!

It costs $700, and will be out in December. Maybe you could get it for a naughty kid if you can't find any coal nearby.

Sub-Zero [Sideshow]