Creating a night light out of a severed hand probably isn't a great way to reassure children frightened of the monster under the bed. An Assassin's Creed retracto-blade gauntlet probably isn't an age-appropriate toy, either. These are our two exploitables for this week's edition of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest. Unhand me!
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