Backhanded Box Quotes: Zeroes Aren't Hard to FindSWelcome to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don't take that personal.

Spec Ops: The Line

Released: June 26.

Critic: hcookie (Metacritic)
"Incredible storyline. The Apocalypse Now for the next generation."
"Gameplay is fantastic and a great story. "
"Do not miss this game."

But ...

"Once again, Developers fail to polish what is probably one of the better games released in 2012."
"And for that, what would have been a perfect 10 is now an 8."

And yet ...

Score: 0.

OK ...

The Amazing Spider-Man

Released: June 26.

Critic: Criticalkev1169 (Metacritic)
"[T]he graphics are amazing."
"[T]he combat system is amazing and very simple."

But ...

Score: 0.

OK ...


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