A lot of these Skyrim jokes have been done before: the ridiculous ease with which you can steal from a shopkeeper right under his nose, something about arrows and knees, etc.
But imagining a warrior slink down on a tree trunk to gobble up randomly produced cabbages for health is too funny to pass up. Look how silly it looks!
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Skyrim: The Real Dragonborn [YouTube via Double Viking] Thanks, Phil!