Once upon a time a young man named Beau Brians and his friends created a Super Smash Bros. parody of Cee-Lo Green's "Forget You". "Up B" was a completely ridiculous song that, at first, had me blushing sympathetically in embarrassment with the college students participating.
And then it got under my skin. Now I can't hear the original song without singing about Falcon kicks and "jump, jump c-stick". What I am trying to say here is Beau Brians is a jerk.
And now he's a jerk in Japan with a beard, transforming another already catchy tune into something much more relevant to me as a gamer. He might not be the best singer in the world, but his lyrics aren't bad, his grooves infectious, and that is one fine beard he's cultivating.