Tim Rogers and Lisa Foiles, Kotaku columnists extraordinaire, bravely attended this year's E3 and would like to tell you all about it.

You may have read lots of E3 coverage before, but Tim and Lisa's takes are, well, a bit different. Settle in. Be prepared to laugh. And be prepared for them to dole out some "Best of E3" awards.


Tim Rogers: Allow Me To Apologize for E3 2012.

Lisa Foiles: Oh, The Pageantry! My Unofficial E3 Awards.