It's a sad state of affairs when you're not even feeling a game's cinematic trailer, but then, that's about par for the course with me and The Elder Scrolls Online. The game itself just doesn't look, or sound like an Elder Scrolls title. And neither does this trailer.

If you'd told me that was Lord of the Rings, I'd have believed you. If you'd told me it was EverQuest, hell, I'd have believed you.