Nintendo Land's Donkey Kong's Crash Course has nothing to do with bongos, nor the jungle.
The player controls a vehicle by tilting the Wii U Gamepad and pushing the shoulder buttons to control various obstacles. The object of the game is to collect bananas without tipping the vehicle over. The screen on the gamepad provides a close-up of the action, while the TV simultaneously shows a layout of the course.
Watch Stephen try his best to defeat the obstacle course in the video above.