Who runs the Mario Bros. plumbing business while Mario and Luigi are off busting ghosts, saving princesses, and teaching typing? Why it's-a-him, Giuseppe.


What, you thought they just left the business to rot? You think they subsist on nothing but pixelated gold coins and mushrooms? No, the Mario Bros. maybe (for the most part) pretty super, but they've still got to pay the bills.

Well, Giuseppe has to pay the bills. Did you hear he just learned QuickBooks? What a guy.

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