Are You 'Shop Enough? The Winners

Time magazine's ridiculous breast-feeding cover was all the talk last week. On Mother's Day, Kotaku's legion of photoshoppers smoothed the last shovelful of dirt on this ridiculously desperate concept. We have 20 smart 'shoppers inside, plus overall winner DarkStar!

Leading off, anzicurt (2) spent a hell of a lot of time on this box shot, with our endorsement nice and prominent. This would be my favorite Kinect game if it was two-player co-operative.

Cornjerky (7) calls back to a long-running, old-reliable theme in the 'Shop Contest but the presentation—and the Data East byline—is ironic enough to get a thumbs-up from me.. Curugon (8) heard "nipples" and clearly thought of George Clooney as Batman.

Decava (10) points out the one thing everyone overlooked. What the shit was the deal with that chair, anyway?

I said overt sex acts would get moderated; GiantBoyDetective (12) walks up to the line and just barely peeks out over it.

JimThePea (13) offers a superb pun on the headline. John Smith 1882 (14) finally gets back in the game with his excellent cover. Pan1da7 (16) was first and best on the Samus/Metroid theme.

Scavengre (17) had the best take on one of the cover's alternate headlines. Seivewright (18) delivered a widely acclaimed cover starring the Queen Mother alien. stamp.your.foot's (19) Game of Thrones homage and Stuky's (20) tribute to the three-boobed hooker from Total Recall were huge fan favorites.

But my favorite? DarkStar (9) gave us the notorious cosplay provacateur Jessica Nigri, profiled by her fellow PAX East troublemaker Keith Apicary (see the byline).

Thanks again everybody. We'll be back tomorrow with another contest.

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anzicurt

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BigMike McCarthy

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Cornjerky

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Curugon

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DarkStar

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Decava

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GiantBoyDetective

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JimThePea

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John Smith 1882

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kyosen

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Pan1da7

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Savengre

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seivewright

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Stuky