When I run my mouth about international soccer , I sound like a complete and total imbecile. When a Brit does the same thing about basketball, it is 100 percent comedy gold.
Riffing on the American tendency to force catch phrases into sports commentary, CPU vs. CPU comes up with a bathtub full of lines that puts shame to Saturday Night Live's "Sweet Sassy Molassy" skit from 12 years ago. I especially like Chris Martin cleaning up "like a teenager after a heavy Internet session" and Chris Paul's game being compared to a Samuel Beckett play. Calling every basket a "goal" and the San Antonio Spurs "Tottenham" are also nice touches.
NBA 2K12 Video - San Antonio Spurs vs. Los Angeles Clippers (HILARIOUS) [Operation Sports]