Max Payne is so very emo. Or is that noir? Is noir just emo with more smoking, drinking, and guns? The answers to these questions and more will probably not be revealed on May 15. I'll be too busy playing Max Payne 3 anyway.


Well, in all honesty I'll be playing Diablo III, but should I have enough time to take a little break from that, Max Payne 3 will certainly get a little play. I'd love to give the multiplayer a go, and I never pass up a chance to play a bald man in a bad shirt; you could say I relate.

Besides, I've already put down $10 on it at GameStop for some reason, and it's not like they'll just give that back without a fight.