The Ripping Yarn of the "Xbox Paedophile Predators"S

I'm usually loathe to post "hey mainstream tabloids are crazy" stories here, but a piece on the front page of the latest Metro, a free newspaper handed out on public transport in Britain, is too good to ignore.

The headline? "Xbox paedophile predators 'move in on prey within two minutes of contact'"

There's of course almost nothing in the actual story to substantiate that whatsoever, but between the headline and the fact they use a giant picture of an original Xbox for the story, it's required reading if you want to get your Wednesday started with a smile.

Xbox paedophile predators 'move in on prey within two minutes of contact' [Metro, via MCV]