Fake Gamer of the Week: Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive GirlfriendSI can't help but admire you, Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend. You've really got it going on: great hair, winning smile, clearly very handsome despite your thick designer glasses, nicely chosen prep shirt.

You're loving life; you're playing video games and having fun doing it. And your hot girlfriend supports you. Look at her there, cheering your every victory from just behind you, mouth open in an expression of pre-orgasmic celebration.

So, and I mean this phrase with all of the nuance it can possibly carry: good for you, Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend. Good for fucking you.

Sometimes when I browse the collected work of a given stock-photo photographer, I'll come across the same models in different poses. I feel like I come to know the other sides of their fake lives, various bullshit moments encapsulated in as iconic and phony a way possible. Each new picture tells a little story.

As it turns out, Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend sometimes hangs out with his Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend and does stuff other than enthusiastically play video games.

Sometimes, they encourage their friends to be kind and promote world peace:

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Sometimes they share delightful secrets:

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And sometimes, they just hang out on the grass and cuddle up with a guitar:

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Hey wait a second… that's not Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend! That looks like some other girl!

I guess it turns out Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend is two-timing his Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend. She is going to be so pissed when she finds out.

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"Now that we're both dressed as waiters, I can tell you that I know about you and that WHORE YOU'RE FUCKING."

Aww, too bad Enthusiastic Guy With Incredibly Supportive Girlfriend Pissed-Off Ex-Girlfriend.

I guess now you'll have to play all your video games alone.

And lose.

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Ha ha, motherfucker.

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