The Witcher 2: Assassin's of Kings' hero doesn't get laid all the time for nothing. In this launch trailer for the Xbox 360 edition of the game, Geralt of Rivia warns of mature content in a way that'll have your parents purchasing the game for themselves.

I vote we have Geralt's voice actor Doug Cockle do all of the ESRB ratings announcement for game trailers. I bet his "E for Everyone" is downright smoking.