While it can't be that long until we see something more official along these lines, for now, artist Benedetto Papi's ideas for Star Wars condoms are as close to Galactic contraception as we're going to get.
Not sold on the quotes, though. May I suggest (and these will be abbreviated to fit on the packaging):
"Lots of carbon scoring. She's seen a lot of action"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts"
"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise"
"Womprats aren't much bigger than two metres"
"You can't do any good back there"
"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
"An elegant weapon for a more civilised age"
"I've lost my gunner, you'll have to take the shot"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault!"
"Never tell me the odds"
"I'm nice men"
"Great shot kid, that was one in a million"
"Let the wookie win"
"This deal gets worse all the time"