If Nintendo Made Children's Books...

...they wouldn't just be awesome, they'd be this awesome.

They're the work of artist Caldwell Tanner, and it's making me incredibly upset that these aren't real books that can be bought and read to children who will grow up thinking the wrong story is so damn right.

Video Game Childrens Books [LOLDWELL, via Super Punch]

If Nintendo Made Children's Books...

If Nintendo Made Children's Books...

If Nintendo Made Children's Books...

If Nintendo Made Children's Books...