Who cares about the ending of Mass Effect 3? The creators of the "young and sassy" Mass Effect: The High School Years know that the part of BioWare's big sci-fi gaming series that most urgently needs work is the beginning.

With this trailer, they've fixed it. Except... my Shepard would have been a girl in high school, unless there's a whole other missing chapter I need to know about.

This is just a comedy sketch, but if it was real DLC, how much would you pay? Me? $15.

Mass Effect: The High School Years [YouTube. Thanks, Adam!]