The video, which includes clips from almost every Mario-helmed game, from Super Mario Bros. to Paper Mario to Mario Pinball Land, is a journey through the macabre, a morbid look at the many ways in which Nintendo's portly plumber can die. It's adorable.
Try your hardest to stay calm as you watch Mario die over and over and over again. I know, I know. It's tough. But you can get through this.