Biff Tannen's Special Tournament Edition Gives You All the Conference Champions Right Now!Owen Good3/09/12 6:30pmFiled to: Biff tannen's sports almanacSportakuFbtweet34EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Hey, are you a sports fan on the go? Who has time these days to watch the big game, or bother with messy DVR, or boring highlight shows? With Biff Tannen's Sports Almanac, we'll give you the weekend's biggest matchups before they happen, thanks to these highly accurate peer-reviewed scientific simulations of sports video gaming's finest titles. Biff Tannen's Sports Almanac appears Fridays on Sportaku. Advertisement Note: Information presented for entertainment purposes only. If you consult video games for sports betting advice, seek help. Hey, buttheads, today we're going with an all-college basketball version of the Sports Almanac, as the major conferences will crown their champions this weekend and, of course, the sport attracts the most betting action at the moment. So, Europeans and soccer fans, please disregard everything I'm about to tell you and go straight to complaining in the comments below. What, I simulate 24 games for you and all you've got for me is lite beer?College BasketballSimulated using College Hoops 2K8 Rosters by NATIVE AMERICANACCFriday quarterfinals: Virginia Tech 62, Duke 61 Florida State 69, Miami 62 Advertisement Saturday semifinals: North Carolina 81, N.C. State 65 Florida State 89, Virginia Tech 69Sunday final: Florida State 69, North Carolina 55Big EastFriday semifinals: Syracuse 63, Cincinnati 61 Louisville 78, Notre Dame 73 Advertisement Sponsored Saturday final: Syracuse 90, Louisville 74Big TenFriday quarterfinals: Michigan 74, Minnesota 54 Ohio State 89, Purdue 56 Saturday semifinals: Wisconsin 80, Michigan State 70 Ohio State 74, Michigan 70Sunday final: Ohio State 70, Wisconsin 69Big 12Friday semifinals: Kansas 71, Baylor 69 Missouri 83, Texas 80 Advertisement Saturday final: Kansas 82, Missouri 59Pac-12Friday semifinals: Arizona 85, Oregon State 84 Colorado 82, California 72 Advertisement Saturday final: Colorado 56, Arizona 55SECFriday quarterfinals: Ole Miss 64, Tennessee 61 Georgia 68, Vanderbilt 61 Advertisement Saturday semifinals: Kentucky 79, Florida 64 Georgia 82, Ole Miss 55Sunday final: Kentucky 91, Georgia 64Gang, we will have a special Bracketologist Biff edition once the NCAA Tournament field reaches 64 next week. Look for it Wednesday evening on Sportaku! Advertisement Biff's record: 4-3 last week; 9-14 lifetime. That's about as dumb as a screen door on a battleship.