And then Luke got eaten by spiders.
That's the town of Wagga Wagga, where recent floods have made millions of arachnids that would otherwise remain safely hidden underneath your bed or in your shoes take to the skies in a majestic display of oh god, I am going to throw up in fear.
Luke is probably nowhere near Wagga Wagga, but spiders can walk, and he's on the same landmass. He will be missed.
Here's some stuff.
- A day on the internet. Funny, I thought there's be more pornography.
- Is your job killing you? Another infographic? What is this, National Infographic Day? I bet there's an infographic about that somewhere. Anyway, yes. Yes it is.
- NASA is not f**king stupid. People worried that a stolen laptop might give hackers control of the International House of Astronauts (mmm, blueberries) have been confirmed to be incredibly dumb.
- Robot cheetah runs 18 miles per hour. The government has invented Cheetor from Beast Wars, only much uglier and far slower.
That's all you get. I could always skip tonight like I did yesterday. What, didn't think I noticed you noticed? What's that on your shoulder?