I Had to See This, and Now You Do Too

And then Luke got eaten by spiders.

That's the town of Wagga Wagga, where recent floods have made millions of arachnids that would otherwise remain safely hidden underneath your bed or in your shoes take to the skies in a majestic display of oh god, I am going to throw up in fear.

Luke is probably nowhere near Wagga Wagga, but spiders can walk, and he's on the same landmass. He will be missed.

Here's some stuff.

That's all you get. I could always skip tonight like I did yesterday. What, didn't think I noticed you noticed? What's that on your shoulder?