Downloadable content. Everyone hates it—but everyone buys it. Yes, even you in the comments, smart guy. Here's a look at the latest package of extensions and pre-order bonuses designed to crowbar the last dollar out of your wallet. Can you still respect yourself if you buy it?
Horse Vehicle Armor and 'Butt Kicker'
Available: Day-one DLC. (April 24)
Price: Free with pre-order
What You Get: Get the game from Best Buy and you get "Sgt. James Heller's Hardened Steel Vehicle Armor," which boosts the durability of military vehicles that the protagonist character uses. At GameStop, you get the "Bio-Bomb Butt Kicker," which is more or less a custom animation in which enemy soldiers present their asses for said punting.
Why It's Evil: Though free DLC, it's an unholy proposal from evil Activision to get you to patronize one evil retailer over another.
Evil Score: 3/5. The real evil here is that this is all Best Buy and GameStop got for kissing Activision's ring. However, what's being offered is so stupid I can't imagine Activision selling or distributing this later. So that does protect the value of your pre-order decision.