Okay, so officer Kurtis Stryker wasn't a mall cop. He might as well have been for all the good he is in a fight. The guy has a gun, for crying out loud. Who brings a gun to a supernatural ninja fight?
The only thing Stryker has going for him is that Ron Pearlman voiced him in Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm cartoon. Seems like a waste of talent to me.
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