While the Kirk's Away the Mikes Will Play

It takes a special kinda man to kick off a new month of Kotaku's daily Open Thread posts. Unfortunately that man could not be with us today. Here's a bunch of My Little Pony links.

Oh you know I would never share my top secret pony links with you folks. Instead, here's some quality pony-free internet randomocitiness. It's a word. Look it up while I run away.

Kirk will be back tomorrow to show us how this is really done. Until then, stay jazzy!