I'd never heard of Animal Kaiser before seeing this video but, after seeing animals doing backflip bodyslams off the top rope of a wrestling ring, I can only weep at the fact that this game isn't in my life.

This trailer's hyping the release of the latest title in Namco Bandai's Japan-only beast battle series, which tasks players to by collectible cards, slide them into arcade machines and fight fang and claw to level up your punching pets. Since the Kotaku East crew are all asleep now, I can only hope that the voiceover is appropriately insane.