Syndicate is the latest casualty of Australia's antique classification laws, and also hopefully one of the last. Because of this, I will not legally be allowed to purchase the game, despite the fact I am 31 years old.

This trailer, then, is about as close as I'm going to get. Which is a shame. Because I love Brian Cox. So very, very much.

The game is out on February 21 (Feb. 24 if you're in Europe).