Final Fantasy XIII-2 comes with a multi-chapter, fully voiced summary of the plot of its predecessor, which is extremely convenient for fans that decided to pass up XIII in favor of not getting involved in a giant argument. It does not feature pixel breakdancing or any sort of lyrical rampage. This one does.

Kotaku reader Walter sent this video my way in an act of either supreme bravery or the other one, you know, like bravery, only with more ignorance. Either way, he wanted you to see his work, and is perfectly prepared to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous comments in order to get the job done.

I kinda dig it. Breakdancing is always worth at least 20 points, and whereas I would have just chanted "crystals" over and over for a couple of minutes, Walter actually tries to make it exciting.

What, I should have said spoilers? It's a RECAP. That's like a whole new cap.