Sex-Proof Your Bed in One Easy Step

Believe it or not, that bed is not actually a murder scene! It's a thing that someone with super-amazing taste and instincts thinks you'll want to buy.

Hello there friendly Kotaku readers. It's been a long, fun week. Have you had fun? I sure have. We announced our four new team members, and I for one am so damned excited to start working with all of them. They start next week!

At any rate, welcome to the open thread. Here, from the internet, are some things that are worth checking out and maybe gabbing about. Or maybe not.

And that's that. Have good chatting, and I hope you have a fantastic weekend. See y'all next week.