Not Shigeru Miyamoto's TumblrStephen Totilo1/06/12 7:00pmFiled to: Notenight noteday noteRoundupTop81EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink If Miyamoto Retired... And Had a Blog | "Hello My Name is Shigeru Miyamoto's broken English is questionable, but the imaginary blog of a despairing/relieved creator of Super Mario deserves a look and a laugh. Microsoft Refunds Money Lost in Xbox Live Phishing Scam, Promises Better Customer ServiceMicrosoft said it has intervened to restore the Xbox Live account of a customer hit by an overseas phishing scam, and refunded all unauthorized charges the scammers were able to make as her complaint got lost in customer support and was never properly locked down... More » I Finished These 27 Video Games In 2011For the sixth year in a row, I have tallied the number of video games I played in the last year. For the sixth year in a row, it's an absurd amount. But this year, my numbers have plunged. More » Is the Force Strong in Razer's Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Gear?When BioWare delivered my copy of their latest game last month they used some rather novel packing material: Razer's officially licensed Star Wars: The Old Republic gaming mouse and headset. More » How to Fix Pro Gaming: Forget TV and Change the CommentaryTelevision is an odd medium. It is traditionally designed to appeal to the widest range of people, the greatest common denominator. It's no surprise, then, that the televised competitive playing of video games hasn't taken off worldwide. More » The Entire Year in Gaming Apps, TechnicallyHere it is, our massive guide to every mobile game featured in our daily Gaming App of the Day segment during the year 2012. Are you ready for a veritable flood of (three) games? More »We like tips! Got tips for our editors? Want to show the world your latest creation? Ready to anonymously share an unannounced game? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Or leave us an anonymous voicemail at (612) 568-2581. Advertisement Advertisement Want a different layout? Click here for the Speak Up or Tips forums. Want a more "blog-like" look? Click the button up top next to "Top Stories."Get more Kotaku! Want even more Kotaku? Want to know which of your friends read us? "Like" us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.