This is "Miyamoto's Angels" and, lo and behold, all three are blondes, so I can't easily identify which one is supposed to be Farrah. I'm gonna guess that Kotaku's own Lisa Foiles, is supposed to be Kate Jackson, the leader. I'll guess Samus is Farrah Fawcett, and Zelda is Jaclyn Smith then.
This is actually the first of four clips; you can choose among three outcomes at the end. Which one is the winner? Well, we already told you who the leader is, duh. Sorry, I suppose that should have been announced with a spoiler alert.
Punchlines throughout, and cameos and namechecks include Shy Guy, King Hippo and Metal Gear. Enjoy.