Reggie Fils-Aime, everybody's favorite pizza man turned game exec, is a terror on the road. The Nintendo of America president thinks it's okay to drive like Mario Kart in real life. You know, burning rubber and throwing heat-seeking turtle shells.
"I played the little game on the Mario Kart fan page and it said that I drive most like Bowser," Fils-Aime told The Official Nintendo Magazine. "I think when I answered the question, I said that I like to nudge people off the road."
"Personally, I think I drive like Yoshi," he continued. "Yoshi typically has the fastest kart in the game and I do have a lead foot. Don't tell Seattle Police but I have a lead foot."
Seattle Police, this man has a lead foot. Arrest him immediately.