That is, if they make the damn thing. Education game Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? was turned into a TV show during the 1990s, and Hollywood once planned to have Sandra Bullock as thief Carmen.

That project fell apart, but now Jennifer Lopez has signed on to a produce a film version of the game. Taiwan's Next Media Animation puts its own spin on what it thinks the movie's trailer could look like.

It won't look like this. It will look worse.


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