A Zangief cosplayer took top honors at a manly-man pageant last week, and our Kotaku team of super 'shoppers swung into action. We've got 20 studly submissions, plus Debaser101's winner, inside!
For starters, I know everyone was expecting me to pick aardvarkattack's Asshole Dog entry this week. I hate to go all coach's kid on A.D., but I have to stop showing so much favoritism. He's going to have to step up his game to get back in our starting lineup. I'm sorry. I know I just condemned him to an adulthood full of daddy issues. He'll be strong, successful and full of repressed anger for it.