Sega Toys made a urine powered game called Toirettsu. It's being location-tested. Now, even as I write that, you're probably thinking, what the hell does a urine powered game look like? Well, I'll show you—minus the real dicks and the real pee. (Sorry!)

The games are largely self-explanatory, such as blowing up a weather lady's skirt with your powerful pee or shooting milk out of a character's nose with, once again, your powerful pee. There's also a wee game in which a little statue fills up cans of canned coffee. With tinkle?

Compliments, such as "Nice peeing!" or "You peed a lot!", are given when players (peers?) finish their business.


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