After just a five minute ride on my bike, all of my toppings usually slide to one side of the sandwich. But Nathan Drake still has a pristine sweet onion chicken teriyaki or whatever the hell it is, with perfectly tessellated cheese, I'd bet.

Looks like Sony's figured out that multiplayer is where you stick all the in-game ads that are too conspicuously douchebaggy for the the campaign. Great. Can't wait to see who follows that trend next.

Anyway, following yesterday's news about the Subway/Uncharted 3 cross-promo, here is the list of trophies for the game, via BroGamer. It's a pretty standard, ad-free list. I was honestly expecting to get a Sub Club card punched six times or something.

Bronze
• First Treasure—Find one treasure
• Apprentice Fortune Hunter—Find 10 treasures
• Skilled Fortune Hunter—Find 40 treasures
• Adept Fortune Hunter—Find 60 treasures
• Expert Fortune Hunter—Find 80 treasures
• Relic Finder—Find the Strange Relic
• 20 Headshots—Defeat 20 enemies with headshots
• Headshot Expert—Defeat 5 enemies in a row with headshots
• Side Arm Master—Defeat 30 enemies in a row with your side arm
• Blindfire Marksman—Defeat 20 enemies by blind-firing while in cover (without aiming with L1)
• Run-and-Gunner—Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with L1)
• Hangman—Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging
• Land Shark—Defeat 20 enemies while swimming
• 30 Kills: Mag 5—Defeat 30 enemies with the Mag 5
• 30 Kills: Arm Micro—Defeat 30 enemies with the Arm Micro
• 30 Kills: TAU Sniper—Defeat 30 enemies with the Tau Sniper
• 30 Kills: KAL 7—Defeat 30 enemies with the KAL 7
• 30 Kills: M9—Defeat 30 enemies with the M9
• 30 Kills: G-MAL—Defeat 30 enemies with the G-MAL
• 30 Kills: SAS-12—Defeat 30 enemies with the SAS-12
• 30 Kills: Dragon Sniper—Defeat 30 enemies with the Dragon Sniper
• 30 Kills: T-Bolt Sniper—Defeat 30 enemies with the T-Bolt Sniper
• 30 Kills: RPG7—Defeat 30 enemies with the RPG-7
• 30 Kills: PAK-80—Defeat 30 enemies with the PAK-80
• 30 Kills: Mk-NDI—Defeat 30 enemies with the Mk-NDI
• Pro-Pain—Defeat 10 enemies with propane of acetylene tank explosions
• Grenade Hangman—Defeat 10 enemies with grenades while hanging
• Drop the Bomb Headshot—Make 5 enemies drop their grenades by shooting them
• Throwback—Kill 10 enemies with thrown-back grenades
• Throwback Master—Throw back a grenade and defeat two enemies at once
• Bare-knuckle Brawler—Defeat 20 enemies with hand-to-hand combat
• Bare-knuckle Slugger—Defeat 50 enemies with hand to hand combat
• Master Ninja—Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks
• Riot Rocker—Defeat 5 Riot Shield enemies by running over their shield
• Brute Beater—Successfully counter all of a Brute's damage-giving attacks
• Quick Study—Inspect every display case in the Cartagena Museum
• Ride the Crocodile—Stand on the crocodile in the Secret Library
• He's Gonna Need a Sturgeon—Hit three enemies with fish in the market
• Marco Solo—Play in the swimming pool on the Cruise Ship
• Truck Brawler—Defeat 10 enemies using hand-to-hand combat on the back of the convoy trucks
• Charted!—Easy—Finish the game in Easy Mode
• Thrillseeker—Complete one Competitive Multiplayer game
• Buddy System—Complete one Cooperative Multiplayer game

Silver
• Master Fortune Hunter—Find 100 treasures
• Survivor—Defeat 75 enemies in a row without dying
• Combat Leapfrog—Defeat 10 enemies in a row, alternating hand-to-hand combat and gunplay
• 100 Headshots—Defeat 100 enemies with headshots
• Reload Master—Defeat 50 enemies in a row without auto-reloading
• Rolling Ammo Master—20 times in a row, pick up ammo while rolling
• Dyno-Might Master—Defeat 5 enemies with one explosion
• Expert Ninja—Defeat 5 enemies in a row using stealth attacks
• Charted!—Normal—Finish the game in Normal Mode
• Charted!—Hard—Finish the game in Hard Mode

Gold
• Charted!—Crushing—Finish the game in Crushing Mode

Uncharted 3's Trophies Revealed! [BroGamer]


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