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Hold the spit! I just told them that so they make it good. Here is vos deals.
• PS3 Slim 160GB Console plus Move Bundle is $299.99, free ship from Buy.com. Separately $336. [Dealzon]
• Last day for the Chimaera 5.1 Wireless Gaming Headset and Razer Onza Professional Gaming Controller combo for $173, free ship from Amazon. Separately $203. [Dealzon]
• Xbox 360 Universal Media Remote is $14.99, free ship from Buy.com. Next best is $36. [Dealzon]
• Dell's Alienware M11x config with Core i7-640UM, GeForce GT 335M, 4GB RAM is $799, free ship. Lowest ever by $150. [Dealzon]
• Refurbished ViewSonic VX2739WM 27-inch LCD Monitor with 1ms response time is $203.99, free ship from Mac Mall. Next best is $230. [Dealzon]
• Oct. 25 release Battlefield 3 Limited Edition with Back to Karkand Expansion Pack (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) is $47.98, free ship from NewEgg this weekend. Next best is $57. [Dealzon]
• The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition is free on the Nintendo DSi store and 3DS eStore. [Dealzon]
• Tuesday, Oct. 4 release Rage: Anarchy Edition (PS3, PC, Xbox 360, PC) best deal is $59.99 with $10 bonus from Amazon. [Dealzon]
• Tuesday, Oct. 4 release NBA 2K12 (PS3, Xbox 360) best deal is $59.99 with $10 bonus from Amazon. [Dealzon]
• Tuesday, Oct. 4 release Dark Souls Collector's Edition (Xbox 360, PS3) is $55.99, free ship from Deep Discount. [Dealzon]
• Nov. 15 release Assassin's Creed: Revelations (PS3, Xbox 360) is $47.98, free ship from NewEgg today. Next best is $56. [Dealzon]
• Nov. 15 release Need for Speed: The Run (Xbox 360, PS3) is $47.99, free ship from NewEgg today. Next best is $58. [Dealzon]
• Last day for Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Augmented Edition (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) at $49.99 and regular game $39.99, free ship from Amazon. [Dealzon]</p
• Also last day on Dead Island Xbox 360, PS3 for $45.99 and PC for $36.99. [Dealzon]
• Darkspore PC download for $11.99 at Amazon ends today, too. [Dealzon]
• Dirt 3 (Xbox 360) is $39.99, free ship from Amazon. Next best is $55. [Dealzon]
The following listing of digital download bargains are grouped by distributor. For more, see Deals4Downloads' roundup.
• Ship Simulator Extremes is $8.79, save 71 percent.
• Darkspore is $11.99, save 60 percent.
• Dungeons is $11.99, save 60 percent.
• BioShock 2 is $9.22, save 54 percent.
• Total War: Shogun 2 is $23.99, save 52 percent.
• Win a free Prototype download.
• Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is $7.50, save 75 percent.
• Medal of Honor is $4.95, save 75 percent.
• Need For Speed Hot Pursuit is $7.50, save 75 percent.
• FIFA Manager 11 is $9.95, save 75 percent.
• Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Vietnam is $3.75, save 75 percent.
• Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II: Retribution is $14.95, save 50 percent.
• Stronghold Crusader is $4.99, save 50 percent.
• Painkiller Pandemonium is $4.99, save 75 percent.
• Bulletstorm is $19.95, save 67 percent.
• Prince of Persia is $3.98, save 60 percent.
• Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands is $7.98, save 60 percent.
• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is $3.98, save 60 percent.
• Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones is $3.98, save 60 percent.
• Prince of Persia: Warrior Within is $3.98, save 60 percent.
• Call of Juarez is $8.00, save 60 percent.
• F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin is $3.98, save 60 percent
• Unreal Complete Pack is $23.18, save 60 percent
• Blood Bowl Legendary Edition is $8.00, save 80 percent.
• Transformers: War for Cybertron is $7.50, save 75 percent.
• Dungeon Siege III is $24.99, save 50 percent.
• Post Apocalyptic Mayhem is $4.99, save 50 percent, plus free weekend.
• Planet Alcatraz & Fantasy Wars. Use coupon: SEPTSALE is $9.99, save 72 percent.
Kotaku thanks our coupon partners for providing these and other great deals. Be sure to bookmark and search their Kotaku hashtags (#dealzon, #deals4downloads and #dealtaku) for updates throughout the week. Further, to our friends across the pond and north of the border, check the #ukdeals, #europedeals and #canadadeals hashtags and be sure to flag any deals you might have with that.
As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.