All I ever wanted was a clear blue curvy woman to call my own, and that's exactly what we're getting in Diamond Select Toys' commemorative Halo Anniversary Minimates set.
Coming this winter to a specialty toy seller near you, the Halo Anniversary Minimates set marks the debut of Cortana, Master Chief's A.I. love interest, in not one but two different forms! Not only is there a full-sized version with sexy etched-on curves and her own data crystal chip base, the Master Chief of the set has his own tiny version of the same, so small you could kiss her discreetly when no one is looking, not that you'd do that. I wouldn't do that either. No way.
Rounding out the four figure set is an attractive Prophet of Truth and Jacob Keys, a toy no one would buy unless it came in a special commemorative set, like so.
I want them, and I promise to only kiss Cortana ironically, which makes it okay.