If you ever get the chance to visit Valve's offices in Bellevue, be sure to enjoy the trip. Just remember: no filming. There are severe consequences.

Note, though, regular humans could get Team Fortress 2 statues as well. At least, I think I'm a regular human.

You guys can fry an eggs on your bare chests, right?

If you're wondering why these guys and why Valve, they did a little Half-Life gag at this year's E3 that hurts too much to watch it again.

[thanks gigawings!]


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