I just want to play Driver: San Francisco to try and figure out how taxi drivers take those hills without launching their vehicles into low Earth orbit. Other crave a little competition. This video is for them.

Give me a large city to roam about in my vehicle, and that's just what I shall do, ignoring everything else in the process. It's problem I have with sandbox games. I want to see everything the game has to offer, and I've a shoddy short term memory. I drive for five minutes, and suddenly everything is new again. I'll probably be falling asleep on my couch with the controller in hand, revving my vehicle into a wall while all of you are off playing cops and robbers or whatever.

Please try and do it quietly.


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