Help Me Think of a Title For ThisOwen Good7/28/11 9:30pmFiled to: Off Topichow is this newsOpen forumopen threadKotaku off topic256EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink A buddy is writing a book and enlisted me and a bunch of other friends in a quest to find the perfect title for it. (I can tell you what it's about but then I'd have to kill you.) This is a hard freaking job, much harder than coming up with superhero names when we were kids. Advertisement Ideally a book title is iconic, evocative of the story inside, sounds great when you say it on radio or read it in print, functions as a brand, all of that good stuff. When companies that make soap, toilet paper or frozen pizza try to come up with a new brand they involve focus groups, consultants and all sorts of marketing experts. Here we're doing the same thing with a bunch of drinking buddies.I'm not sure I'll be of much help. I had a hard enough time coming up with that headline. Anyway, here's the rest of what's weird in the world tonight: Advertisement An entire town in South Dakota is on sale for the super low price of $799,000. There's never been a better time to buy! Cobra Commander should probably look into this.About every year we get another new story about President Nixon and White House bugging, in which he usually says a bunch of paranoid and racist shit and everyone has a good laugh. Now we find out the old bastard was bugging the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He bugged his own goddamn Defense Department.Batman's running for city council in Tulsa. That guy has to be a 1:3 favorite. Who the hell votes against Batman?This is getting a lot of play where I live. A woman done got throwed out of Walmart because she went in there wearing a bikini top. That's the official reason. I think they were being polite by not saying she got throwed out of Walmart for looking like Jimmy from Mafia II. In a bikini top.You can contact Owen Good, the author of this post, at firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.