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Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What's better? A list of those. Here's a roundup of the rundowns out there.

Top 10 Outrageous Haircuts in Gaming [Gaming Bolt] How come I'm not on this list? Hell, how come Crecente isn't on this list?

Top 10 Most Ungrateful Kids in Video Games [Ranker] I was gonna say Butch from Fallout 3 but then I remembered I let his mom get eaten by radroaches. And stole her vodka. And killed him and took his jacket. Sorry, Butchie.

Top 10 Signs That You Played Too Much L.A. Noire [Planet Xbox 360] The deep distrust of anyone who wears size 8 shoes is probably a good indicator.

Five of the Strangest Food Items in Video Games [OC Weekly] A Thanksgiving turkey served in a 55-gallon drum? What's so strange about that? My favorite was the XX-marked jug in Gauntlet. Is Elf starving? Get him liquored up instead.

Top 10 Worst Video Game Movies [Calm Down Tom] Even though it was not a video game (clarification: It was adapted into one later), I'm gonna put Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever on here, simply because being mistaken for a video game movie is the greatest regret of those who made that turd.