Caution. No, Really, Caution.

Dream Club Zero doesn't beat around the bush. It is what it is. And what it is a bar hostess girl simulator game that lets you drink virtual booze, chat up hostesses, and have them sing you songs.

And if you're willing to part with 480 Microsoft Points later this month, you can dress them in "Keep Out Tape". Like I said, no beating around the bush.

Caution. No, Really, Caution.

Caution. No, Really, Caution.

Caution. No, Really, Caution.

Caution. No, Really, Caution.