Hail to the king baby, 2K Games just released a a Duke Nukem Forever Soundboard for the iPhone and iPad.
The free app includes such darling phrases as:
"I've got balls of steel"
Anybody mind if I take off my pants?"
"I had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage"
"My job is to kick ass, not make small talk."
The app includes more than 25 of these endearing Duke-isms. Of course this freebie collection of sound files proceeds the end of times, also known as the official release date of Duke Nukem Forever. The date is holding at June 14, 2011 and standing strong with the game gold and ready to ship, we're told.