There's no Duke Nukem Forever footage in this promo clip, but it's stuffed with the kind of crap expected of Duke Nukem. I won't spoil the surprises lodged within, but I will say that now, more than ever, I would like Duke Nukem Forever to ship.

Because I'm thoroughly grossed out. No more. Please.

Duke Nukem Forever drops June 10 internationally, June 14 in North America for the PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.