He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

The length of the quote has probably kept this from becoming a meme. Nothing beats the short, sweet "top ... men." By the way, did you know Mr. Top ... Men also played Porkins in Star Wars? (And Lt. Eckhardt in Batman?) Did not know that before this weekend.

On with the deals.

Hardware

• Amazon continues to offer Kinect at $138.99 with $25 credit & free shipping. [LogicBuy]

• Nintendo Wii white, Wii Sports bundle + Extra Remote, Nunchuk, Charging Station, Batteries and Sports Pack is $169.99, free ship from Buy.com. [Dealzon]

• Wii console + Wii Sports game is $139.99 + $6.60 shipping from Amazon. [Dealzon]

• Xbox 360 Kinect Sensor w/ Kinect Adventures game + $25 Bonus is $138.99, free ship from either Amazon or BestBuy.com. [Dealzon]

• Dell released the first coupon ($75) for new Alienware M18x. Now $1,924 for the base config 18.4" 1080p display, Quad Core i7-2630QM, 1.5GB GeForce GTX 460M. [Dealzon]

• Lenovo has coupons for the new 15.6" IdeaPad Y570 with 1GB GeForce GT 555M that make the Core i3-2310M config $699 and Core i7-2630QM, 8GB, RapidDrive config $1,149. [Dealzon]

• HP brought back coupons for 30% off dv7t Quad and dv6t Quad laptops with 2nd Gen Core i7 + free Blu-ray + any upgrades. Best coupon in a month. [Dealzon]

• Dell XPS 17 Quad Core i7-2630QM 2nd Gen, 8GB RAM, 1TB 7200RPM HDD, 3GB GeForce GT 555M, 9-cell Battery, Blu-Ray is $1,149.99, free ship. Prev low was $1,343. [Dealzon]

• HP brought back coupons for 30% off dv7t Quad and dv6t Quad laptops with 2nd Gen Core i7 + free Blu-ray + any upgrades. Best coupon in a month. [Dealzon]

Software

• Gamestop has Fallout: New Vegas (Xbox 360, PS3) for $19.99. Next lowest price is $32.87 by Amazon. [LogicBuy]

• Best Buy is accepting pre-orders of LA Noire (Xbox 360, PS3) for $59.99 with free $15 gift card, free 500 Best Buy Reward Zone Bonus & free in-store pickup. [LogicBuy]

• Buy.com offers Xbox 360 Live 12-month Gold Subscription Card for $39.99 with free shipping (normally $45). [LogicBuy]

• Gamestop.com has Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Xbox 360, PS3) for $29.99 with free shipping using VSHIP coupon code. (Normally $39). [LogicBuy]

goHastings offers 30 percent off used video games using SOCIALMANIA coupon code. [LogicBuy]

• Amazon offers Tron: Evolution Collector's Edition (PS3, Xbox 360) for $40.36 with free shipping. [LogicBuy]

Darkspore (PC) is $24.99 for download from Amazon, $19.90 + $5.50 shipping for the DVD. Usually $43. [Dealzon]

p>• Duke Nukem Forever (PC) + $10 Amazon Credit and $3 MP3 Credit is $49.99, free ship from Amazon. [Dealzon]

Dragon Age 2 (PS3, Xbox 360) is $39.99 + $3 shipping from Best Buy. Next best is $54. [Dealzon]

Darkspore (PC) is $29.99, free ship from Amazon. Next best is $43. [Dealzon]

Lego Rock Band (Xbox 360) is $11.99, free ship from Ebay deals. Next best is $16. [Dealzon]

Digital Distribution

The following listing of digital download bargains are grouped by distributor. For more, see Deals4Downloads' roundup.

Amazon
Painkiller: Resurrection for $5.87, save 71 percent.
SHIFT 2 UNLEASHED for $24.99, save 50 percent.
BioShock 2 for $9.99, save 50 percent.

Beamdog
GTI Racing for $2.50, save 50 percent.
FlatOut 2 for $4.99, save 50 percent.

Direct2Drive
STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl for $4.98, save 75 percent.
Battlefield Bad Company 2 for $9.97, save 50 percent.
Bulletstorm for $29.97, save 50 percent.

Also:
Direct2Drive.com takes 30 to 75 percent off select FPS PC Download Games. Save an extra 10 percent off on orders over $29.95 using LOGICBUYMAY coupon code. [LogicBuy]

DotEmu
All Cossacks and American Conquest Series for $9.97, save 50 percent.

EA Store
• This weekend, EA Store is offering 50 percent off your entire order when you buy two or more PC download games. [LogicBuy]

GamersGate
1C Space Strategy Pack for $14.99, save 70 percent.
1C Strategy Pack for $23.99, save 70 percent.

GameStop
Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War - Gold Edition for $9.99, save 50 percent.

GMG
Darkness Within: In Pursuit of Loath Nolder for $4.99, save 50 percent.

GOG
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut for $4.99, save 50 percent.
Moto Racer Series for $10.97, save 50 percent.
Vampire The Masquerade - Redemption for $4.19, save 30 percent.

Impulse
Grotesque Tactics: Evil Heroes for $4.99, save 75 percent.
Blood Bowl Legendary Edition for $19.99, save 50 percent.

iTunes Store
Splinter Cell Conviction HD (iPad) for $0.99, save 80 percent.

Mac App Store
The War of Eustrath (Mac) for $4.99, save 50 percent.

Microsoft Marketplace
Fallout 3 for $9.99, save 50 percent.

Steam
Serious Sam HD: Double Pack for $7.49, save 75 percent.
Serious Sam HD: Gold Edition for $9.99, save 75 percent.
Arsenal of Democracy: A Hearts of Iron Game for $4.49, save 70 percent.

Strategy First
SFI Adventure Pack - Coupon: SFIADVENTURE for $4.95, save 94 percent.

Kotaku thanks our coupon partners for providing these and other great deals. Be sure to bookmark and search their Kotaku hashtags (#techdealdigger, #dealzon, #logicbuy, #deals4downloads, #slickdeals and #dealtaku) for updates throughout the week.

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As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.