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One second, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. I need one of each of the following -

You know, on second thought, let's just skip the quote this week.

(You can watch the scene here. Language NSFW.)

Hardware

• Any Xbox 360 console sold and shipped by Amazon (4GB, 250GB, or either with Kinect bundle) comes with $50 Amazon Credit and 1600 Xbox 360 Live Points (sells for $20). Ends today, May 7. [Dealzon]

• PS3 Slim 160GB + $50 Amazon Credit is $299.99, free shipping. [Dealzon]

• Walmart.com offers Xbox 360 Kinect Sensor bundle with Kinect Adventures game + $25 Walmart eGift Card for $139, with free ship to store or $3 to home. Best price for Kinect bundle alone is $139 at Amazon. [Dealzon]

• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Throat Communicator for Xbox 360 is $9.99 at Amazon and Gamestop. Next best is $24. [Dealzon]

• Corsair HS1 USB Circumaural Headset is $64.99, free ship from NewEgg after coupon and rebate. Next best is $86. [Dealzon]

• Dell launched a new Alienware M18x laptop with 18.4" 1080p display, Quad Core i7-2630QM, 1.5GB GeForce GTX 460M, starting at $1,999 plus free shipping with coupon. [Dealzon]

• HP replaced their Pavilion dm4t with a new 14" dm4x laptop that has 2nd gen Core i5-2410M, 6GB RAM, and 1GB Radeon HD 6470M for $699.99 after coupon, plus free shipping. [Dealzon]

• Dell's XPS 15 laptop with Core i5-2410M, 4GB RAM, 1GB GeForce GT 525M is lowest ever at $699.99 after $100 coupon code. [Dealzon]

Software

Portal 2 (PS3, 360) is $34.99 from Amazon. Next best is $40. The PC/Mac version is down to $29.99 at Amazon, Gamestop, and Best Buy. Elsewhere $45 and up. [Dealzon]

Mortal Kombat (PS3, 360) is $39.99, free ship from Amazon. Next best is $50. [Dealzon]

Mass Effect 2 (PC download) is $7.99 at Amazon [TechDealDigger]

• Xbox 360 Live 3 Months is $14.99 from Amazon. Usually $20. [Dealzon]

Virtua Tennis 4 is $32.49 for PS3 and 360, $25.99 for Wii, all with free shipping from Amazon. Next best prices are $48 and $39. [Dealzon]

DJ Hero 2 Turntable Bundle (Wii, PS3) is $25.99, free ship from Amazon. Next best is $39. [Dealzon]

Digital Distribution

The following listing of digital download bargains are grouped by distributor. For more, see Deals4Downloads' roundup.

Adventure Shop
A Vampyre Story for $9.99, save 50 percent.

Amazon
X-Blades for $8.89, save 70 percent.
Nikopol Secrets of the Immortals for $6.99, save 65 percent.
Test Drive Unlimited 2 for $15.99, save 60 percent.
Age of Booty (PS3) for $4.95, save 50 percent.

Beamdog
ArcaniA Gothic 4 for $9.99, save 80 percent.
Loki: Heroes of Mythology for $0.99, save 90 percent.

Desura
Astroslugs for $4.19, save 79 percent.

Direct2Drive
Dead Rising 2 for $19.95, save 50 percent.
Devil May Cry 4 for $9.95, save 50 percent.
Just Cause 2 for $19.95, save 60 percent.

DotEmu
Dangerous Waters for $4.99, save 50 percent.

GamersGate
Strategy Game Pack Volume 1 for $14.95, save 62 percent.
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light for $5.98, save 60 percent.
Puzzle Quest: Challenge of Warlords (Mac) for $7.48, save 50 percent.
The Sims 3 for $19.98, save 50 percent.

GMG
UFO: Extraterrestrials Gold for $6.36, save 57 percent.

GOG
Dragonsphere for Free
Atari Strategies for $16.95, save 50 percent.

Impulse
Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight for $9.99, save 50 percent.
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale for $9.99, save 50 percent.

iTunes Store
A Witch's Curse: Princess Isabella HD (iPad) for $0.99, save 86 percent.
Where's Waldo? The Fantastic Journey (iPhone) for $0.99, save 67 percent.

Microsoft Marketplace
FUEL for $19.99, save 50 percent.

Steam
Men of War: Gold Edition for $11.89, save 66 percent.

Strategy First
Free Space Empires Star Fury.

YuPlay
Apache: Air Assault for $10.80, save 70 percent.

Kotaku thanks our coupon partners for providing these and other great deals. Be sure to bookmark and search their Kotaku hashtags (#techdealdigger, #dealzon, #logicbuy, #deals4downloads, #slickdeals and #dealtaku) for updates throughout the week. Further, to our friends across the pond and north of the border, check the #ukdeals, #europedeals and #canadadeals hashtags and be sure to flag any deals you might have with that.

As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.